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- 82-Year-Old Virginia Senator Charged With Running a Family Weed Empire, Proving Grandma Was Never Actually Knitting
- Salesforce Pays $5.66 Billion for the Company Behind Your "We Miss You" Notifications, and Braze Shareholders Have Never Felt So Missed
- Apple and Meta Make Up Long Enough to Sell You a Terabyte of Feelings
- Tesla Finally Unveils the Roadster That Was Due in 2020, Assuming the Wind Agrees This Time
- South Korea's Stock Market Loses 8 Percent, Gets Sent to Its Room for 20 Minutes
- October Has Officially Filed a Complaint: Near-Record Heat, Sudden Plunges, and Thunderstorms That Refuse to Check the Calendar
- Scientists Confirm That the Healthy Version of the Unhealthy Thing Is Still Unhealthy, Just With Better Marketing
- SpaceX Buys Spectrum, Telecom Stocks Stage a Group Faint, and Ground-Based Phone Companies Suddenly Discover Gravity
- Singapore F1 Sprint: Rain, Software Bugs, Crashes, and Verstappen Winning Anyway Like It’s a Personality Trait
- Navi Pillay Wins Nobel Peace Prize and Immediately Asks If It’s April Fools’, Which Is the Most Honest Acceptance Speech in Years
- Man Breaches Airport Gate, Steals the Vehicle That Tows Jets, Immediately Crashes It Into Another Vehicle
- Tennessee’s Prisons Chief Resigns After the State Fails to Finish the One Job It Scheduled
- Wall Street Throws a Party Because America Only Hired 29,000 People
- The Check Is in the Mail, and So Is the Campaign: Trump’s $500 Refund Arrives Just in Time to Be Mistaken for a Ballot
- World’s Most Exclusive Frequent-Flyer Club Meets Mid-Air: Pilot Tries to Cancel Flight the Hard Way
World News
Politics
Business
Russia Tells America It Can Have All the Diesel It W...
Russian Deputy Prime Minister Alexander Novak told state TV that Russia "can ...
Instacart Puts Itself in the Cart, Asks Uber and Doo...
Instacart is exploring a sale and has held preliminary talks with DoorDash an...
Britain Was Too Warm to Buy a Coat and Too Worried t...
UK retail sales fell 0.4% in September because sunshine killed the winter coa...
Crime
Technology
Science
Health
Scientists Identify Mushroom That Makes You See Hund...
University of Utah researchers have identified Lanmaoa asiatica as the mushro...
"Herbal" Pill From a Company Called Tonight We Ride ...
Tonight We Ride, LLC is recalling every lot of its Ultimate Forza Male Supple...
Study Finds One Extra Year of School Protects Your B...
A new PNAS study funded by the NIH found that a 1972 British law forcing teen...
Entertainment
Sports
Vikings Cornerback Arrives at Work Wearing Two Trick...
Minnesota Vikings cornerback Isaiah Rodgers warmed up for Sunday's game again...
NC State Fires Its Winningest Coach Ever for Losing ...
NC State fired Dave Doeren, the winningest coach in program history, less tha...
Brewers Win World Series Game 1 Twice, Once for the ...
The Milwaukee Brewers beat the Tampa Bay Rays 3-2 in Game 1 of the World Seri...
Brewers Fans Pay $15 to Watch an Empty Ballpark's Sc...
The Milwaukee Brewers sold out 31,000 tickets, at $15 each, to watch World Se...
Manchester United Lose 4-1 to a Holiday Destination,...
Como beat Manchester United 4-1 in the Champions League, captain Bruno Fernan...
Brewers Fans Wait 11 Years to Cash In $1,000 "Timele...
In 2015 the Milwaukee Brewers sold 1,000 "Timeless Tickets" for $1,000 each, ...
Horoscopes
Weather
Denver Stood Up by Snow for the Sixth Straight Year;...
Denver blew past its average first-snow date of October 19 and is now staring...
Storm Boelo Arrives Barely a Day After Storm Austen,...
Storm Boelo, the second named storm of the season, swept into the UK and Irel...
Brighton's West Pier, Closed Since 1975, Finally Tak...
Part of Brighton's derelict West Pier, closed to the public since 1975 and de...
Arizona Gets Its First Tornado Watch in 16 Years and...
Arizona saw its first Tornado Watch in 16 years, New Mexico its first in 28, ...
Nor'easter Loiters Off the Coast for Days, Gets Prom...
Subtropical Storm Josephine formed off the US East Coast on October 21, 2026,...
Airplane Punches a Hole in the Sky Over Texas, and t...
A giant circle opened in the clouds over Central Texas on Saturday, and a sim...
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ETH Zurich's four-legged ANYmal-D robot solved a giant 40cm, 4.6kg Rubik's Cu...
Health
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Politics
Nicki Minaj Aces Press Secretary Job Interview on Ai...
White House communications director Steven Cheung "interviewed" Nicki Minaj a...
Entertainment
Laika's "Wildwood" Is So Long and Handmade That One ...
Laika's "Wildwood" runs 132 minutes, the longest stop-motion film ever, took ...
Weather
Denver Stood Up by Snow for the Sixth Straight Year;...
Denver blew past its average first-snow date of October 19 and is now staring...
Sports
Vikings Cornerback Arrives at Work Wearing Two Trick...
Minnesota Vikings cornerback Isaiah Rodgers warmed up for Sunday's game again...
Horoscopes
Horoscope: Aries Rules Madrid as 1,410 Sheep and Goa...
Madrid's 33rd Transhumance Festival sent 1,250 sheep, 100 lambs and 160 goats...
Crime
America's Hottest Heist Is Now Old French-Fry Grease...
Two Yonkers men were charged after police in Beverly, Massachusetts, found a ...
Science
Scientists Make One Antimatter Particle "Sit There a...
Northwestern physicists led by Gerald Gabrielse have trapped a single positro...
Business
Russia Tells America It Can Have All the Diesel It W...
Russian Deputy Prime Minister Alexander Novak told state TV that Russia "can ...
World News
Europe Gets an Extra Hour of Sleep, Spends It Still ...
Most of Europe turned its clocks back an hour on Sunday, seven years after th...
Entertainment
Elvis Has Left the Building and Entered the Training...
The owners of Elvis Presley's music have sued Anthropic, claiming its Claude ...
Politics
Trump Promises Every American $5,000 If Republicans ...
At a Saturday rally in Perry, Georgia, President Trump renewed his promise of...
Technology
OpenAI Grounds Its Smartest AI, Takes Away the Inter...
OpenAI says its most powerful models will now be trained with no internet acc...
Sports
NC State Fires Its Winningest Coach Ever for Losing ...
NC State fired Dave Doeren, the winningest coach in program history, less tha...
Health
"Herbal" Pill From a Company Called Tonight We Ride ...
Tonight We Ride, LLC is recalling every lot of its Ultimate Forza Male Supple...
